What’s with the hush bee in sex?

hey all

so sex huh….its a pretty umm…THAT …topic….hush hush types…like ppl who have been laid a hundred times…go like “oh my god!!! a penis!!” or “so…THATS wat it looks like…” or u know somehthing on those lines to totally make u think that they havent shagged a few….

lets talk about masterbation for a second…what is that phenomena?

is it a disease?

it is a nation?

or is it the art of mastering something?

what is it?

well…lemme enlighten ur minds….it a ……………….VERB.

yes….for more information…..check the dictionary..

here….we are concerned with sex only.

and im no pervert…or i think im not…cuz sometimes….asses of hot men….do make me think about…..well….lets not dwelve into that area…..

so anyways….coming back to sex….it has full meaning

s=super

e=enlightening

x=eXperience

and therefore anytihng ANYTHING can be referred to as sex right….like studying….or gettin high on crack…or reading a good book….but we usually co relate sex with vip….thats …please small children close ur eyes for a second…(v jay jay u know like girl wala hting….in ….pipi…boy wala thing…i cant possibly write the full thing…my brother might read it and blab it to my parents)…yeah…so thats where we go wrong….

sex is not vip…like…wen im coming back from a “pravachan” ..yes i do go to them soemtimes..all those swamis do know a thing or two….i say.”.god…i had the most amazing sex!!”

like in one of them i learn’ t…that there are three things …uncontroleable things…if comes under the hands of any man..can endow him with great shaktis of the universe.

these three things were:

1. our thirts for food…bit uncanny…but i cant call it hunger….cuz that is satiated with anything…im talking about thirst…we dont just want plain food….we want food to please our tongue…to ignite our taste buds….to get high on taste..

2. the second thing was our speech or vani…..can we stop talking? uh huh…no!! lke wen u see a couple making out….or some one falling flat on his/her face…u have to tell someone right? or wen we see a snake? or a baby with two heads…like i called up my mom to tell her…in office….or the fact that ranbir is dating katrina now…and has officially dumped ..that padukone…can we hold our tongues? like i once saw this guy shove a ciggie up his ass…and it was lit…and he dint even wince ONCE….obviously i had to call my sister long dintance in afgjanistan where she had gone to assist some auntie in some noble cause…

3. the third and the most difficult of all is to control our thirst for VIP. no man/woman would refrain from it unless they had aids or dint have a vagina or a penis(i had to say it !! i cant keep on saying v jay jay and pipi man…its stupid)….

so anyways…if u can control…truly control these three things….ull get poweres…cosmic powers….great powers…NO…u cant fly or climb walls like spiderman….but greater things…..which i cannot reveal…

so….coming back to sex….which is actually not vip…..or fine lets talk about vip….

well….lemme just say one thing…

DONT DO IT!!! SPECIALLY IF UR MY SISTER OR BROTHER!!!  or  atleast wait till ur 21. cuz 2+ 1 is 3 which is a safe number to have vip on….

and plz….india is the largets country affected with AIDS today….plz think twice beofre calling “Rita Aunty” to have a “good old time” from that shandy newspaper ads….and even if she does come on over….use a that….C  THING…

take care folks.

thats all for now. and if u really need to talk about u know vip…dont come to me ….talk about it to ur parents and elder sisters and siblings…..trust me ….even though theyll scare u ….there isnt anythng they can do about it…DELETE DELETE DELET…..FORGET THAT…

ummm..

be safe.

ok.

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